"The Naked Truth" hosted by Zoe Miracle

Dear Zoe:

I think God made a mistake when he invented men. I think that men should have been modeled after dogs:Because dogs are loyal , playful, protective,forgiving and offer unconditional love...If I could find a guy like that, that would be heaven. But I've been looking for that cuddly smiling easy going Golden Retriever kind of guy, but I'm afriad all the good retrievers are taken. My last relationship was with more of a good looking Great Dane type. Handsome,but not so intellectually stimulating. Mostly I just keep meeting Pitbulls, Rotweillers, and "nippy" Scottish Terriers...Men are pigs. Any advice?

Signed, Lady

Dear Lady,

Don't be too discouraged.Even if men often have as many of a dog's unpleasant traits as the noble ones,-you can imagine-Hopefully you will ,at the very least , find a man who has a short memory like a dog ,doesn't make a mess too often, and is always sorry. Maybe a "Basset Hound" guy is always a good idea. Not the independent type, the Basset hound guy is loyal, soulful, they will cry with you and they can't get around too fast, so chances are less that they will leave you.

However, if your next relationship is not completely house-broken, or if they are "hand-shy", they have been mistreated and mis-handled-so be patient. Be gentle, but also firm so that mutual trust can develop...And when they are good, always remember to give them something good to chew on as a reward.